WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the hell is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please give me the lowdown before I go completely bonkers? What Fucking Hell?! Dude, this is utterly insane. I'm so pissed right now. It